Winter Wonderland Stoke-on-Trent 2017


Stoke’s Winter Wonderland returns for a second year in Hanley town centre. Plenty of rides and stalls for all the family to enjoy this festive season.

Winter Wonderland runs from 16th November 2017 – 2nd January 2018. You can find it in the Birch Terrace car park, Hanley.


Roller Coaster Staircase – “Tiger and Turtle Magic Mountain”


If you’re scared of roller coasters then this could be the solution for you! This walking rollercoaster is located in Duisburg, Germany and allows visitors to walk around the 220 metre long circuit featuring 249 steps. Standing 85 metres above sea level, the landmark offers spectacular views of the surrounding area.

Created as a piece of art by Ulrich Genth and Heike Mutter, the name Tiger and Turtle represents the rollercoaster speed of a tiger but the turtle pace of the visitor who has to traverse the sculpture on foot.


Düren Annakirmes 2016


The Annakirmes (St Anne’s Fair) takes place in Düren, Germany, every summer. The huge fair is one of the largest in Germany with over 150 attractions. This year the fair was held from 30th July – 7th August 2016.

Featured at this fair were the new KMG Infinity XXL and the Reverchon Drifting (Swinging) Coaster. Keep an eye on the channel for full videos of these rides.


Hinzen’s Haunted Mansion ride – Meccano model


ONRIDE and OFFRIDE POV!

This is a fully working model of Johan Hinzen’s Haunted Mansion Geisterbahn (Ghost Train). The model was built by John and Michael Molden and took over two years to construct.

The model is fully automated, with the suspended ride cars automatically stopping in the loading station and then dispatching when the train ahead reaches the upper level of the ride. The real ride that the model is based on travels in Germany and Holland but has recently been seen in London at the Hyde Park Winter Wonderland.

This video was filmed at the Churchdown Funfair Extravaganza 2016, where the model won the Best In Show award. There is also some onride footage of the real ride mixed into this video (filmed by Michael Molden) – prizes to anyone who can guess what country it was filmed in!


Hyde Park Winter Wonderland boasts biggest line-up to date!


Winter always used to be a dull time for the UK attractions industry, with the country’s Theme Parks all closed and many other tourist attractions and funfairs all finished for the year. So when Winter Wonderland first opened it’s gates in December 2007 nobody could have predicted the impact it would have had on the industry.

Winter Wonderland has grown rapidly, in all senses – with each year seeing more rides, more attractions and more visitors. 2015 is no exception, and is infact the most notable shake up of the event in it’s history, with over 60 large attractions, 22 more than were present in 2014.

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Situated in London’s iconic Hyde Park, Winter Wonderland boasts something for everybody, with plenty of Christmas spirit thrown in! From fairground rides to live shows, festive treats to ice skating, the event offers a huge range of entertainment all suited to the winter theme.

Whilst the event is very well dressed up, for us the heart of it will always be the fairground. With rides travelling to the event from all over Europe, this is surely the best funfair in the UK. Whilst the purists amongst you may be screaming “WHAT ABOUT HULL AND GOOSE?!” at your screens, we do firmly believe that Winter Wonderland is in a league of it’s own. Whilst Hull fair and Nottingham Goose fair are indeed incredibly large fairs in the UK calendar, they lack the coherant theme, enterainment, layout and presentation of the Hyde Park event. Oh, and did we mention that Eberhard’s AirWolf is there?!

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Where else in the UK can you see a Mondial Inferno? Nowhere! This classic ride has instantly been a hit with the British public, most of whom have never seen a ride like it before. Other notable rides at this year’s event include Lagerin’s Huss Breakdance from Germany, Schneider’s new Hangover Freefall Tower, Hart’s Huss Top Spin, Mannings Capriolo 10 and Dotremont’s KMG XXL. Also new for this year is the world’s largest mobile ghost train – Daemonium.

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There’s literally loads to see and do, too much to write about in one short article. Interestingly the Irvin family have actually purchased three brand new rides just for the event – these being a Waltzer, Extreme and Dodgems. Meanwhile, coaster fans are spoilt for choice with both Eberhard’s Wild Maus XXL and Mellor’s Ice Mountain – the world’s first entertaining Reverchon ride.

The good news is that you don’t need to pay to get in – you just pay for the attractions that you want to ride and/or experience. This means that you can bring Grandma along and she can happily toddle around the market stocking up on knitting needles whilst you’re busy shouting horrific swear words and pooing yourself 90 meters in the air on the Hangover tower. Prices are best described as “London prices” which roughly translates to “bloody expensive” , but hey, it’s Christmas – and it is worth it for the atmosphere alone.

Winter Wonderland runs from the 20th November 2015 to 3rd January 2016 and is open from 10am-10pm. Access is recommended via the Marble Arch tube station.


Legoland to build Haunted House Drop Ride


Following a lengthy appeal process, Legoland Windsor have finally recieved permission to build the Haunted House Drop Ride that they originally intended to build for the 2015 season. The attraction is believed to be very similar to the “Ghost” ride that opened at Legoland Billund in 2014, featuring a themed walkthrough that culminates with a ride on a drop tower – believed to be 10 meters tall from ABC Rides.

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The ride is expected to open for the 2017 season, two years behind the original plans which were rejected in 2014 due to fears that the local area could “not cope” with the increased traffic from extra visitors attracted to the park.

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Stay tuned for further updates, but in the mean time the video below of the Legoland Billund ride will give you a good idea of what to expect.


Photos from our Summer Eurotrip now online!


You may remember some time ago, (well, 3 months ago actually) we embarked on a massive crazy super awesome European Theme Park and Funfair trip. You may also have heard of the phrase “good things come to those who wait”? Well – thanks for waiting.

Here are some of the photos from our trip. Some of the videos are also online, in which case please follow the links. Stay tuned for more features and write-ups from our time away.

Tilburg Kirmes

20th July 2015

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Our first visit to Tilburg Kirmes.

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Efteling 

21st July 2015

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We visited Efteling (Nehterlands) to check out their new B&M Dive Coaster; Baron 1898.

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Click here to view our video of Baron 1898

Kirmes Uden 

21st July 2015

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Following our day at Efteling we stopped off at the Uden Kirmes; an average sized fair with nothing particularly noteworthy at, still, it was good to see the Sound Machine.

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Kernie’s Wunderland 

22nd July 2015

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This utterly bonkers German park is set in the site of a never used Nuclear Power Plant. The star attraction is a Starflyer ride inside a cooling tower. Entry is around 15 Euros and includes unlimited ice cream, chips and drinks!

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Movie Park Germany 

22nd July 2015

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Ask any coaster geek about Movie Park and 99% of the time they’ll tell you it’s a terrible park not worth bothering with. We ignored this advice and spent an afternoon there and actually really enjoyed it!! The coasters themselves are truly awful BUT the theming is fantastic and it was a nice immersive experience on the whole with some interesting attractions thrown in – notably an indoor rapids ride and a great Gerstlauer bobsled coaster in the dark.

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Phantasialand 

23rd July 2015

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The best advice we ever took was to visit Phantasialand. It is without doubt the most visually impressive park we’ve ever been to, with some incredible rides with plenty of “secret” elements. This album includes some construction pictures of their new for 2016 rollercoaster “Taron”.

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Click here to view our Talocan Top Spin video

Dusseldorf Rheinkirmes 

24th and 25th July 2015

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This is probably one of the most talked about German fairs by us UK Enthusiasts, so we were thrilled to finally visit ourselves. Unfortunately the fair was closed all of Saturday due to bad weather so we didn’t manage to see everything we wanted to, but did get a few photos the night before.

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Duren Annakirmes

25th July 2015

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The final funfair of our summer Eurotrip was Duren Annakirmes. Notable attractions include the new Apres Ski XXL and Wild Maus XXL (the one that comes to London every winter)

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BillyBird Park 

26th July 2015

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Knowing that we had approximately 3 hours to spare before our plane home we stopped off at BillyBird Park (Netherlands). This is a strange inland-beach style attraction aimed at families and young children. The star attraction is an ABC Rides solar powered rollercoaster, which was actually surprisingly fun.

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And that’s a wrap! We hope you enjoy the photos and/or videos. More videos are yet to come so be sure to check back for further updates. If you have any questions about our trips and how we do them then leave a comment below and we’ll get back to you.


Paramount Theme Park one step closer to becoming a reality


London’s Paramount Theme Park has been a talking point in the Theme Park community for quite some time now. In fact it was back in October 2012 that the project was first announced, receiving rather a lot of sceptical feedback from enthusiasts who were sure that the park would never actually be built. Now, almost 3 years on, the developers behind the project have bought their first 18 acres of land.

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In a statement released on 13th July 2015, the developers said:

“London Paramount is pleased to announce that it has completed the purchase of the sites known as Bamber Pit and Sports Ground in Swanscombe in the latest move to bring forward the London Paramount Entertainment Resort Project in North Kent.”

This is the first outright land purchase by the developers, and suggests that there actually may be a real chance that the park becomes a reality.

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This is all well and good, but we can’t help but wonder what exactly the “Resort” will entail. There seems to be a large emphasis on the park being an “Entertainment Complex”, stated to include a theatre, cinema, as well as retail and events spaces. How many rides there will be remains unknown, however the above concept art does suggest that there will be very heavily themed areas.

The project is estimated to cost £2billion and will be located on a former landfill site and sports ground on the Swanscombe Peninsula in Kent, London.

So what do you think – will it happen? Let us know below.


What exactly is Shrek’s Adventure?!


Today marked the opening of the latest attraction from the Merlin Group. Shrek’s Adventure, billed as “A unique, laugh out loud walk and ride misadventure” has been 2 years in the making and is located in County Hall, London. This is the same building that houses the New London Dungeon, also next door to the London Eye and the London Aquarium  – all of which are owned by Merlin.

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Interestingly, media coverage of this new attraction’s opening has been fairly low-key and as a result many people are a little confused as to what the attraction actually is, who it’s aimed at and what is involved. Thankfully HTR are here to (attempt to) explain all! The official website describes the attraction as “A unique walk and ride attraction for the whole family. Step into the kingdom of Far Far Away and enjoy a brand new madcap Shrek adventure where amazing DreamWorks animation, captivating story-telling and a good dose of Donkey’s cheekiness awaits.”

It is our understanding that the set up of the attraction is very similar to that of the existing Dungeonsattractions, which combine a mix of actor-led shows with immersively themed environments and rides. Shrek features ten shows and one simulator ride. The simulator appears to be the first port of call on the “Adventure”, and is themed as a London Bus, where Donkey is your tour guide. Details of the simulator were shown on the original plans for the attraction, which can be seen below.

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After the bus journey visitors are treated to what is advertised as ten shows, however the attraction’s website only lists 7 of these:

  1. Shrek’s Swamp
  2. Rumpelstiltskin’s Carriage
  3. The Poison Apple Pub
  4. Game Show
  5. Mirror Maze
  6. Muffin Man’s House
  7. Dreamworks Arrivals Hall

Whilst the attraction is primarily Shrek themed, as you can see the final show is a bit broader and introduces characters from other Dreamworks Films, including Madagascar, Kung Fu Panda and How To Train Your Dragon. Perhaps this could be an indication as to how the attraction may develop over the years and expand to focus on multiple films from within the franchise.

Reviews from those who have tried it out already seem very positive, with one enthusiast saying that it’s “The best theming Merlin have ever done”, whilst The Sun lowered the tone by saying the attraction will “provide a happy ending”

Shrek’s Adventure opened on 1st July 2015 and will be open daily from 10am – 6pm. Tours last approximately 1 hour 15 minutes with prices starting at £23.40. We plan to check it out for ourselves very soon and will be sure to write a full review once we have.


The Enchanted Village, Alton Towers


We take a walk around the new for 2015 Enchanted Village at the Alton Towers Resort.


THE CRYPT scare maze by Dan Cox


“For theme park fans Halloween is always a very exciting time of year. I’ve been interested in scare mazes for a number of years and have always wanted to build my own at home.. and that’s just what I did.

The Crypt is a combination of “Scare show” and “Scare maze” and was built to show that you don’t need a large amount of space or money to create a fun themed immersive environment.

In the future I hope to progress to larger projects where I can develop programming and show automation skills as well as learn how to utilise pneumatics. As I say, this maze was done on a very small budget and just for fun so some of the theming techniques are rather crude (quite a few bedsheets and rags were used!) – but under show lighting conditions it did a good job and I managed to terrify a select group of victims!

I hope you enjoy.

For more information please feel free to contact me.”


The CRYPT promises to terrify even the bravest of souls


For theme park fans Halloween is always a very exciting time of year. I’ve been interested in scare mazes for a number of years and have always wanted to build my own at home.. and that’s just what I did.

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The Crypt is a combination of “Scare show” and “Scare maze” and was built to show that you don’t need a large amount of space or money to create a fun themed immersive environment.

In the future I hope to progress to larger projects where I can develop programming and show automation skills as well as learn how to utilise pneumatics. As I say, this maze was done on a very small budget and just for fun so some of the theming techniques are rather crude (quite a few bedsheets and rags were used!) – but under show lighting conditions it did a good job and I managed to terrify a select group of victims!

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I hope you enjoy.

For more information please feel free to contact me.


Hyde Park Winter Wonderland 2014


It’s that time of year already, Winter Wonderland is back and set to be better than ever! We went along for a first look at the fantastic event. This video includes a mixture of onride and offride footage of the various attractions that were on offer.

Also includes shots of the London Eye.


Halloween Scare House 2012


“Twas on a cold Autumn night in 2012 that strange discoveries were made in a house in the centre of Loughborough, UK. The cause of the disturbances remain unknown. We need you to come and investigate for us….”

I’ve always had an interest in dark rides and more recently scare mazes, and studying as a designer it’s something I’d like to become more involved with in the future. For now, here’s a more novelty approach to a home scare environment, using a variety of cheap bits and bobs from supermarkets and pound stores! Equipped with smoke and a variety of lighting effects, the idea is to use the set up combined with ‘actors’ jumping out from various doorways to scare unsuspecting visitors. It’s worked well on the housemates so far!!


Hold Fright Riders – Thorpe Park does Halloween


Contains spoilers! Don’t read if you don’t want to know what happens!

It’s been a while since I’ve written on here, and wow, hasn’t the season gone fast. It’s hard to believe that the UK’s Theme Parks will be shutting up shop in 2 or 3 weeks time for winter. As the rides all start to undergo their annual maintenance, us enthusiasts are left alone to shed a few tears as we realize that escaping from the ‘normal’ world has become even harder… and if this is you, fear not – I’ve got a post coming up showcasing the best ways to get a thrill off-season!

Anyway, that’s all to come so let’s not dwell – the best few weeks of the year have arrived! Attractions up and down the country have decked themselves up for Halloween, boasting of scares worse than your nightmares and extended opening hours into the night.

Perhaps the two most popular of these Halloween events are “Fright Nights” at Thorpe Park and “Scarefest” at Alton Towers. We headed to both of the events to check them out…

Warning! Contains spoilers!

Thorpe Park Fright Nights 2012 Review

We headed to Fright Nights for the opening day, Friday 12th October. This year Fright Nights take place between 12th-14th October, 19th-21st October and then 26th Oct-4th November. The park is open from 10am through until 9pm, an hour earlier than in previous years when it has stayed open until 10, booo. The main thing we do like about Fright Nights is that the entry price includes entry to the scare mazes (excluding The Passing, more on that later), however entry itself is a little complicated. If you own a Standard Merlin annual pass, there is a £5 surcharge to get into the park during Fright Nights, and you ‘must’ book in advance. Premium pass holders get in free, but also ‘must’ book in advance, although we didn’t and were let in fine – of course we were – they want our food and drinks money! It’s nice to see that Merlin (the company behind Thorpe Park, Alton Towers and almost everything else in the UK), have opted for the useless approach of ticketing information on their website, whereby you need to fill in a variety of boxes and select various options before being given a price for a specific day, which changes depending on how early you book it, or whether you intend to pay on the gate or not. To conclude, if you’re thinking about visiting the park during Fright Nights and don’t have an annual pass, click here to see what Merlin will charge you!

Having entered the park we crossed the bridge towards the main dome. It was nice to hear a bit of spooky music for ambience, however this is about all you get in terms of Halloween theming around the park. This was my second time visiting Fright Nights, following a brief visit last year, so I don’t have a very big hall of reference to draw upon in terms of theming in the past, but the park did seem vary bare. Don’t worry though, this was my only real complaint of the day, there was definitely more that impressed me than didn’t.

The Scare Mazes don’t open until 3pm at Fright Nights, so we spent the first few hours on the coasters and having a look around. It was great to see that most members of the ride staff had horror make up on, which really added to the spooky feel. Certain rides had switched their regular soundtracks and jingles for special fright night equivalents, however not as many as in previous years. In terms of rides, most were running well – Samurai and Slammer are however both out of action for the entirety of Fright Nights. As a side note, there have been a lot of rumours pointing to the removal of slammer at the end of the season, which has been in bits for the last few months,  however contrary to this the ride was operating test cycles during the day.

Anyway, I know the reason you’re all here is to read the maze reviews, so without further a-do…

 

The Asylum

“Chaos reigns in the Asylum as some of the most disturbed and dangerous patients roam the building, lurking in hidden corners and tormenting anything in their way. Wind through the eerie corridors but watch your back!”

The Asylum is located in ‘The Showcase’, which if you’re stood outside looking at the exit to the Nemesis Inferno gift shop, is the building to the left of it. The story is that you are entering a mental Asylum full of killers who are gunna get you. The whole thing is essentially one big strobe light and mesh fence maze similar to (but not as effective as) the ending to Terror of the Towers at Alton.

The queue line soundtrack for this maze is a-maze-ing (little joke there), but seriously I thought it was the best soundtrack of the day. After queuing you are batched into groups of about 10 and form a conga line with your hands on the shoulders of the person in front of you to enter the maze. This is obviously hilarious to watch because nobody wants to go at the front or the back, which causes a flustered panic until the person in question realises the whole queue are watching them and quickly try to look cool. After a quick safety briefing and the obligatory Merlin photo which you could later buy for an extortionate fee, the group enters the maze.

The first thing you notice in this maze is a weird kind of ‘open plan’ feel. The route is mainly defined by mesh fence which you can see through to other groups ahead of you, and the whole thing is dimly lit so you can always see something. Mirrors on the walls give a few people a scare before they realise it’s themselves they are looking at which is always funny to watch. There are strobe lights throughout the maze which are surprisingly disorientating, along with the scented smoke which smelt of some kind of decay. The actors in this maze were great, jumping from behind curtains, around fences etc. A lot of the time they would jump from behind and then join onto the back of the group. They even had a ginger dwarf jumping up and grabbing your legs.. pretty scary!

Asylum’s finale is possibly what it’s best known for – you leave the main ‘room’ with the strobes and fences in and enter a long thin corridor to the exit. Just before the exit there are a load of hidden actors who jump at you and pretty much chase you out of the door, where a crowd of people are usually gathered outside watching. There’s often a man with a chainsaw in this final scene, however we went through twice and didn’t get him – apparently they can’t use it all of the time because of the build up of exhaust fumes inside..yes it’s a real chainsaw! *without the blade on..

7/10

 

The Curse

“Venture into a disturbing crime scene, full of dark and terrifying secrets that have lay dormant for 50 years. Investigators have shut down the area for fear of unleashing The Curse and sending everyone to a watery grave Angry souls do not rest easy!”

The Curse is located in a bright white marquee in the Neptune’s Beach area of the park. Words cannot describe how out of place and just plain rediculous this maze looks from the outside, to the degree that I’m sure that if  an elderly couple were to visit the park they’d probably assume that a wedding reception was taking place, not a horror maze!

Don’t be fooled by the exterior though, this is a very dark and effective maze. The theme is kind of hazy, with many people thinking it was meant to be themed to a boat lost at sea, however it is apparently just an old crime scene. I won’t hold this against Thorpe though, I think all the confusion just added to it. The maze is full of dark narrow corridors with actors popping out from various doorways and windows and from round corners. At some points the route got so dark that it was impossible to navigate, our group managed to open the fire escape thinking it was the exit, to which the actors hilariously tried to direct us away from whilst staying in character.

To be quite honest, there’s not a lot more I can tell you on this one, it is what it is, a dark sequence of corridors with people jumping at you. One room was particularly effective though, where it was literally pitch black with actors grabbing arms randomly. Despite the simplicity and no major moments, I enjoyed this maze.

6.5/10

 

Saw Alive

“From the twisted minds that brought you the World’s most terrifying rollercoaster, comes the World’s most extreme live action horror maze, SAW Alive! Come face-to-face with live actors in 6 blood-curdling rooms based on the iconic traps from the SAW films!”

Unlike the rest of the Fright Night mazes which are temporary attractions, Saw Alive opened in 2010 as a permanent year round Horror attraction at Thorpe Park. This was, until the 2012 season when the park decided to close the maze and reopen it only for Fright Nights. The queue was probably the longest of all the maze queues throughout the day.

Like Asylum and Curse, groups of ten enter the maze in conga-line format. The maze consists of 6 ‘scenes’ which are based from scenes in the Saw movies. The theming is quite good, especially in the first bathroom scene which most people will recognise from the first Saw Movie. There were a good amount of actors littered through the maze, notably a fair few scantily clad women tied up, which did not go unnoticed ;). The actors with the pig face masks on were particularly scary. Asides from the fit girls and recognisable scenes, I can’t say that this maze was really that good. None of us came out with anything interesting to say – I’m not sure exactly what it was, but it just lacks something.  If you haven’t done it before though it’s still worth a go.

5/10

 

Experiment 10

“Only the bravest inmates will volunteer as test subjects in the chilling and disturbing laboratory where the latest project,Experiment 10, seems to have taken a sinister twist for 2012. Beware of the mutated test victims as you experience your deepest, darkest phobias. You’ll be gassed, confined and left screaming for a way out of Experiment 10’s deadly grasp”

Experiment 10 is really good. Chances are that if you’ve done a few horror mazes you’re now used to the format of joining a conga line and walking through dark rooms as people jump at the group. Maybe this has become a bit samey? Then Experiment 10 could be the one for you. Introduced in 2011, the maze is now in it’s second year and seems to get the most favourable reviews of all the Thorpe mazes. It’s the first maze which doesn’t require you to hold onto the person in front of you, and this really does make you feel more exposed.

The maze is situated within the Arena in the center of the park. From the outside it looks like a few shipping containers bodged together, when in reality, it is just a few shipping containers bodged together. When it’s your turn you’re batched into a group and wait outside to be called in. An actor posing as a mutilated test victim storms out and shouts at you to get inside, there you are briefed and sent through into a small dimly lit room with an actor stood at the end. The room fills with smoke in a way that many people have said make them think of the holocaust, and it’s at this stage you can tell that everyone around you are already terrified. The lights go out for a few seconds and when they come back on the actor is up in someone’s face.. simple but effective!

You’re then shouted at to come through to the next area, where you are physically grabbed and pushed in one of two directions. The group is split in half, and they make an effort to spot who your friends are and make sure you both end up going different directions. You’re then all locked into small rooms, on your own, in the pitch black. There are 10 or so rooms so everybody gets their own. The room is about the size of a wardrobe, however I am sure that when I was locked in the interior wall of the room disappeared, as stretching my arms out and moving about I couldn’t feel anything. Anywhos, you’re then left in the room for what feels like forever, with actors banging on doors and making noises all around you. It might not sound it, but it really is scary. You start to hear other people being let out of their rooms around you in a random order. I wasn’t let out until last because I’d smiled at an actor on the way in so she thought it’d be funny to leave me there for longer. “You won’t smile at me again will you!”.

On leaving the individual rooms there are two routes through the next part of the maze. If you were in a room on the left, you walk through a corridor with low ceilings and various stuff hanging down. If you were in a room on the right you crawl through a small tunnel. The group then all met up together in the next room before going on, however I have heard from others that when the maze is well staffed you often do the whole maze on your own or with just a couple of other people with you. The next room was full of smoke and very dark, an actor in an electric wheelchair was whizzing round next to the group, bumping into things. He then sprang out of his chair straight into someone’s face, which was pretty effective.

Onwards through a mini-mirror/strobe maze (If in doubt, use a strobe maze) and into a room with a big screen in. In this room we see a video of a man with a circular saw cutting a girl in half. As he does so blood, (well, water) sprays out into the room. The man with the saw walks off screen to the right, which is when everyone notices a doorway to the right of the screen. It really was an every man for himself ending – as an actor with a saw jumped out of the door people were literally pushing and shoving their way to the exit.

Overall a really good maze, you really do feel the adrenaline pumping, especially in the individual rooms. It is short in terms of scenes/distance travelled but I don’t think it needs any more to scare the pants off of most people!

9/10

 

The Passing – New for 2012

“New for 2012, prepare to be tried, tested and sentenced to death in The Passing, a uniquely interactive, intensely horrifying experience that will terrify even the bravest of thrill-seekers to their core.”

The Passing is new for 2012, and the only maze at Thorpe that has a surcharge of £3 to experience. The maze is located in the back of the X:No Way Out building and is accessed from the Slammer area.

Prior to experiencing the maze, the only thing I knew is that we’d have bags of some kind put on our heads, sounds a bit unhygienic? Anyways, this maze has the slowest throughput I’ve ever seen, so after waiting for about 30 minutes in a queue of about 30 people we were summoned inside in a group of 10. Alike Experiment 10, you are not required to form a conga line on this one, so it’s another every man for himself struggle maze. A man with a torch walks around us, telling us we’ve all been sentenced to death. He was doing pretty well at this, until a woman in a high vis jacket walked in with a camera for a souvenir photo.. thanks Merlin. On to the next room, where there is some kind of exquisite coat rack with a load of what look like top hats on. At this point everyone gets one placed over their heads. The front of them is made of some kind of fabric mesh, so you can still see out, just not very much.

You’re then moved on into the next room, which I assume was meant to replicate the inside of a coffin in the ground, as there is a screen in the ceiling which shows people coming and standing at the edge looking down on you. After a short video two tunnels open up at the end of the room. A woman dressed as ‘Death’ from Family Guy split the group into the two tunnels, whilst everybody was fighting not to get in last. It really would be hilarious to see night vision CCTV from inside those tunnels. I ended up in the left tunnel, which was pitch black and had a bit of a slide in it. Somehow one of the girls we were with who was sent down the right hand tunnel ended up ahead of us in our tunnel, yet the rest of the people in her tunnel had gone, so this provided plenty of confusion.

It was by now that we’d all realised the bags don’t really stay in place on your head and they were either twisting round or falling off. On exiting the tunnel you end up in a pretty standard dark corridor horror maze, not really too dissimilar from the feel of The Curse. There’s a rotating tunnel in there, but it wasn’t rotating when we went through so it was a bit poo. The interesting part is that none of this is happening in the conga line so everyone is running around trying to avoid being last. After a few more turns through what seemed like a bit of a mundane maze we open a door to what is meant to be the exit. A woman in usual Thorpe Park uniform takes your head bag and gives you a certificate of death and tells you to leave through the exit round the corner. We walk around the corner and open the door into a room lit with UV lights. Look back down at your certificate at this point! We didn’t, but it turns out there is UV writing on them telling you to rot in hell, or something equally as friendly and nice. The lights go out and “Oh wow I didn’t expect this at all [sarcasm], the maze hasn’t ended?”. A door swings open and you enter a room with loads of black plastic strips, like the doors they have in the store room at B&Q, hanging down. After walking through this with actors popping out all over the place we were soon at the real exit. This was a really enjoyable ending, however after hearing from others it seems that we didn’t see it at it’s best. We literally walked about 4 meters through the black strips to the exit, whereas it seems a lot of people ended up walking around them for ages and ending up back in the UV room and doing it all again a few times. Not sure if this is the intended ending or not but it sounds quite cool.

It’s a strange one, there’s no denying that it is very scary in places and bits of it are really well done, but asides from the bag head novelty I can’t say the maze really did it’s job that well. Saying this, the others in my group found it to be terrifying and really wanted to do it again, so it obviously worked for some people!

8/10

So..

This concludes the mazes at Thorpe. As night fell the park was mainly flood lit, not a great deal of spooky colours or smoke or the like, some described it as a bit of a car park feel. I didn’t really think it was too much of a problem though. Swarm looks amazing at night with the LEDs on the trains, along with the fire effect on the fire engine which is now operational, sometimes. A final feature of the night was roaming actors around the park who were ‘escaped prisoners’, chasing screaming girls around and jumping from various corners and dark places. The only downside was that all of these actors went around the park together so there was a chance that if you weren’t in the right place at the right time you wouldn’t see them at all.

Overall, though, this was honestly the most enjoyable day I can ever remember having at Thorpe Park. Definitely worth a visit!